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W<\/span>hile out on a walk to celebrate 100 days of breaking new ground in journalism, Weedward and Bongstein accidentally walked into a party hosted by US President Donald Trump last night. The theme \u201cWhite Power-Golden Shower\u201d was intriguing enough for the world\u2019s foremost investigative journalists to take a look.\n\nTwo minutes after figuring out what golden shower <\/p>meant<\/a>, W&B were on their way out, when they bumped into the host himself, sulking in the corner. The duo\u2019s journalistic senses tingled so they used this opportunity to score yet another EXCLUSIVE<\/a> interview. Turns out Donald Trump hates<\/a> being President of the US.\n\nThe excerpts from the following interview may shock and amaze you.\n\nW&B: Hey Donny, where\u2019s that wall you were building?\n\nTrump: Yeah I\u2019m gonna build that wall. You can\u2019t see it yet, but you will one day. And when it\u2019s built, I\u2019m gonna jump right off it.\n\nW&B: Woah, you okay, Donny?\n\nTrump: No, I\u2019m really unhappy. Being a president is hard, but I was prepared for the hard work. I was gonna be such a hero, save Air Force One while yelling \u201cGet off my plane!\u201d and have hair like Harrison Ford. Instead, I am just stuck between this depressing White House and friggin\u2019 Mar-a-Lago<\/a>. Boring!\n\nW&B:\u2026\n\nTrump: Yes. Exactly. I\u2019ve been at a loss for words, which is surprising given my track record because I have the best words, they\u2019re usually pretty great. Anyway my pals Mike (Pence), Jamie (Comey), and Vlado (Putin) lied to me. They put me in this big ugly house but haven\u2019t let me push any buttons yet.\n\nW&B: What about all the buttons you push on Twitter?\n\nTrump: Oh, I hired a sexy Asian girl to do that for me years ago. She\u2019s Hindu mind you, not Korean or anything. Not sure how fluent her English is though\u2026\n\nW&B: That explains a lot\u2026 Anyway, where\u2019s that Donald Trump spirit? We are going to BUILD THAT WALL! Right?\n\nTrump: Well let me tell you a little something, in my line of business we often face such things. I\u2019ve come up with a term for it in my new book, and I\u2019m going to give you Hindus a little sneak peek. It\u2019s a little something I like to call \u201cdelay\u201d. Ever since the Mexicans and those A-Rabs started to leave, it\u2019s like no one wants to do any actual work. Say, you brown guys wouldn’t be willing to do it for me?\n\nW&B: You can\u2019t really think you\u2019ve invented the word delay… So are you saying you aren\u2019t enjoying being president?\n\nTrump: Sometimes, it\u2019s fun you know\u2026 fun times\u2026 good times. Met Beyonc\u00e9 once. Don\u2019t have to stay in the same house as Melania and Ivanka anymore, you know\u2026 that was always awkward. But I do miss my old life, let me tell you. Sometimes Comey and I get drunk and think of getting me elected as the president of another country, you know. Sometimes the pain is so real, I wish I was a poor little Syrian boy instead.\n\nW&B: We\u2019re going to have to stop you there Donny. You might have had a little too much to drink.\n\nAt this point one White House staffer Kellyanne Conway was seen handing out rolls of tin foil and heard asking people to wrap their phones tighter.\n\nTrump left us hanging to deliver a toast to the people of America and Russian Vodka. When he started to rhyme Klan with Fan, W&B decided to make a swift exit. On their way out, W&B received a text from their new cool friend Barack who invited them to a barbecue with, \u201csome cool ass peeps and no trippin\u2019 crackers\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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