{"id":64,"date":"2016-03-25T09:25:03","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T09:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/13.201.39.237\/?p=64"},"modified":"2016-03-25T09:25:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T09:25:03","slug":"damning-evidence-proves-indian-kids-are-getting-dumber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/13.207.105.184\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Damning Evidence Proves Indian Kids Are Getting Dumber"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span class=\"dropcap\">A<\/span>rr\u00e9 has accessed a secret WHO study which establishes that Indian millenials are not as sharp as their older counterparts, and show signs of devolving.\n\nThe document is one of thousands of files accessed by the Geopolitical Anti-Neoliberal Journalism Alliance, or GANJA, under operation \u201cQuickieleaks\u201d. The coalition of investigative journalists obtained these sensitive documents by engaging in \u201cquickies\u201d with highly-placed sources, either at the workplace or at home.\n\nThe most damning of these files, obtained from the offices of Dr Hans Leibenwanger, say Indians are devolving into \u201caquatic life forms\u201d due to \u201cconstant pouting\u201d while taking photographs. The process is widely documented on social media such as Snapchat and Instagram.\n\nIt went on to provide some damning statistics derived from months of secret tests carried out across the subcontinent. There are more than three thousand pages of statistical data derived from ten million millenial test subjects.\n\nSome of the stats are:\n\n&#8211; 80 percent of those tested think babies come from Snapchat.\n\n&#8211; 98 percent think Coldplay is better than The Who. The other two percent didn&#8217;t understand the question.\n\n&#8211; 75 percent misidentified a picture of Morgan Freeman as being that of Nelson Mandela.\n\n&#8211; 60 percent think Donald Trump should become president of the US, but confused the dates of India&#8217;s Independence Day with Republic Day.\n\n&#8211; 20 percent outperformed chimpanzees in manual dexterity tests.\n\n&#8211; 10 percent managed to outperform smarter chimpanzees in IQ tests.\n\n&#8211; 50 percent think \u201cbro\u201d is a noun, adjective, preposition and gerund.\n\n&#8211; 100 percent were offended by everything anyone said.\n\nThese are shocking statistics for a nation that has long been lauded for its collective intellect and genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Declassified WHO studies find that millenials are devolving into \u201caquatic creatures\u201d, think Coldplay rocks harder than The 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