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\notherhood is the easiest job in the world. Had it been even a tad challenging, <\/span>fathers<\/span><\/a> would have done it, right? What\u2019s not to love about a 24×7 work day that you don\u2019t even get paid for and which comes with no exit clause? Some uninformed people call mommyhood a \u201cjourney\u201d. Bullshit! Because every journey ends at some point. Not this one. Being a mother is like getting into a speeding car with no brakes, on roads that have plenty of hairpin bends. And it ends the day you breathe your last.<\/span>\n\nBeing a mom is so much fun that we insist on telling anyone who\u2019d care to listen that they don\u2019t know what love is until they\u2019ve had a child of their own. That the frustration and bewilderment we experience as <\/span>parents<\/span><\/a> is nothing but love in its purest form. Do you know what it feels like to gladly surrender your heartstrings to Her Ladyship in diapers, especially when she\u2019s pulling at it in all directions to get you to do her bidding? It\u2019s\u2026 lovely.\u00a0<\/span>\n\nYou get so used to being a slave, you do a silent yay when you get to put your life on hold, and re-prioritise your goals around the new centre of your universe. Meanwhile the centre of your universe is throwing tantrums and occasionally accusing you of being the world\u2019s most awful <\/span>mom<\/span><\/a>, especially when you have the temerity to reject Her Highness\u2019 demands. And then one day, when your boss lady announces that daddy is much nicer than you are, you are so thrilled, you dance like a ballerina.\u00a0<\/span>\n\nDespite all this <\/span>job satisfaction<\/span><\/a>, there are days when you may think you\u2019re doing a terrible job of being a mom. And you\u2019d be absolutely right. While I understand how much you enjoy the anxiety that keeps you up all night, wondering why your darling Tathastu got 18 per cent in Maths while Mrs Majumdar\u2019s daughter aced it \u2014 I have a feeling you could do with a break.<\/span>\n\n

Being a mother is like getting into a speeding car with no brakes, on roads that have plenty of hairpin bends.<\/p><\/blockquote> \n\nHold your breath \u2014 the same way you do when you come home after a long day and see dal makhni smeared on the brand new couch \u2014 because what I am about to introduce you to, is (what us parents call) \u201cdope\u201d, which turns out, is indeed quite dope. Swallow your \u201cLOL what\u201d, just like Kiara swallowed that marble when she was six, while I explain why <\/span>stoned<\/span><\/a> moms make the best moms.<\/span>\n\nFor one, they never lose their temper. Not even when Myra and Shayra are doing their best to cure her splitting headache by screaming like banshees. A pothead Mom will focus all her energy on the ceiling instead. This will stun Myra and Shayra so much, they\u2019ll shut the fuck up immediately. Not even when Shardul announces right after his Grade XII exams that he wants to be a truck driver will a stoned mother lose her temper. She will merely blink twice before breaking into a fit of hysterical giggles.<\/span>\n\nBefore you say I\u2019ll smoke what she\u2019s smoking, let me introduce you to Ms Campbell who in a post for <\/span>Parent.com<\/span><\/a> writes small amounts of pot as edibles allows her to be present and functional for her child <\/span>instead of snapping at him all the time<\/del><\/span>. Micro dosing for pain and anxiety has helped her become social and enjoy her time with friends.<\/span>\n\nWhile marjiuana is still illegal back home, Delhi, according to an ABCD 2018 Cannabis Price Index, is the world\u2019s <\/span>third largest consumer<\/span><\/a> of cannabis. And I can bet my daughter\u2019s dirty diapers that a significant chunk of them are mommies.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>\n\n

True, if you get caught smoking weed in India, you might go to jail, but at least you\u2019ll get to sleep eight hours, eat your meals on time, and socialise in peace!<\/p><\/blockquote> \n\nI wish someone had introduced me to weed on those nights I spent prowling around Gurgaon like a disoriented panther, waiting for my now adolescent <\/span>daughter<\/span><\/a> to turn up. How was I to know she was referring to weed when she sauntered in home at 4 am and asked me to take a \u201cchill pill\u201d? But now that I know, I\u2019d like to distribute this new \u201cchill pill\u201d to mothers, who similarly plant themselves at the steering wheel, navigating their offspring toward the goals they set for them, chanting \u201cI know what\u2019s best for you.\u201d\u00a0<\/span>\n\nNo Mommy, you don\u2019t! Had you been as smart as you claim to be, you wouldn\u2019t have ended up majoring in Economics with the lowest marks in the batch.\u00a0<\/span>\n\nMaybe it\u2019ll help us to remember that parents are not meant to control our children\u2019s lives, but enable them to live more fulfilling ones. A small dose of pot administered in edible form will be sure to take the edge off. Basically you\u2019ll stop gnashing your teeth when you walk into your son\u2019s room, and instead admire the creativity with which he has replicated the setting of war-torn <\/span>Syria<\/span><\/a>, and hug him tight. And your son will love you for it. If you are consistent, a day will come when he will call you the world\u2019s best mom on odd days and coolest on even. But you will be too stoned to care.<\/span>\n\nA pothead mom will be too chill to try and keep up with the fears that come with trendy parenting. Should I be an anti-vaxxer and ensure a quicker death for my child? Or should I worry about overdosing my child with probiotics? Maybe I should just take it easy and watch <\/span>Scooby-Doo<\/span><\/a> for a few hours.<\/span>\n\nTrue, if you get caught smoking weed in India, you might go to jail, but at least you\u2019ll get to sleep eight hours, eat your meals on time, and socialise in peace! By the time you are out, your kids will be all grown up and you will familiarise yourself with a new set of <\/span>anxiety attacks<\/span><\/a>.<\/span>\n\nYou know what\u2019s even better? Marijuana use triples a man\u2019s <\/span>risk of death<\/span><\/a> from hypertension (high-blood pressure). So make sure your partner reads this and is too scared to try it for himself. This will ensure at least one of you is sober enough to nag your child into becoming the neighbour\u2019s envy and owner\u2019s pride. Anyway, you might be too stoned to care.<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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