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Y<\/span><\/p>ou don\u2019t choose the Baug Life \u2013 it chooses you. Just ask Vidhi, my cousin sister <\/span>who broke the news to our family that she intended to marry her jolly, sports-bike-loving boyfriend of seven years. My family, especially the young \u2019uns, were elated. Neville was a hoot to be around and every time we met him, he made our stomachs hurt with his travel anecdotes. He loved cars, <\/span>body-building<\/span><\/a>, and his crooked smile was only rivalled by his slightly crooked nose. Neville had an inherent likeability that few other guys could boast of. As you might have guessed, Neville is Parsi. <\/span>\n\nBut even in our nationally integrated Gujarati family which consists of my <\/span>Maharashtrian mother<\/span><\/a>, a Punjabi bhabhi, and a Bong brother-in-law, Parsis still remained a fascinating anomaly. I recall hearing an aunt murmur at their wedding reception, \u201cArr<\/span>\u00e9<\/span> how will she adjust to life in a Parsi colony? In the midst of all that drinking, abusing and <\/span>crazy bawa<\/span><\/a> quirks?\u201d Her husband chimed in with, \u201cPlus, I hear they are a very close-knitted community. Don\u2019t allow outsiders in the agyari. And offer perks to marry within the gene pool.\u201d <\/span>\n\nHowever, those misgivings lasted only as long as the <\/span>wedding ceremony<\/span><\/a>. After four years of their marriage, my family has taken to Neville and all the characters in his Parsi colony, Bharucha Baug.<\/span>\n\nFrom my narrow outsider perspective, on any given night the compounds of Bharucha Baug seem to be strewn with cheerful bawas and bawis chatting, some cleaning their cars, and others simply enjoying the company of their friends: The perfect encapsulation of the Parsi mantra of a \u201c<\/span>majja ni life<\/span><\/a>\u201d. Here\u2019s who you are bound to encounter.<\/span>\n\nGowns and gossip grannies<\/b>\n\nIt\u2019s hard to ignore this truly fascinating breed of women. They possess a peculiarly <\/span>boomy voice box<\/span><\/a> and are more than capable of having entire conversations by <\/span>yelling<\/span><\/a> from one end of the colony compound to another. Leaning from their pre-independence era balconies, bellowing, \u201cBhonu ma su che?\u201d At any Navjote ceremony or Navroze get-together, you\u2019re bound to get all the news about the spicy going-ons from Dadar Parsee Colony to Behram Baug. Things like how Malcom\u2019s son roams around without a sadra kashti, or how Delnaz has a nikambo non-Parsi boyfriend. Also prepare to hear about their \u201c<\/span>fatakri<\/span><\/a>\u201d days when they were the one hot babe every stud worth his salt would pine after. <\/span>\n\nDiesel-powered dikras<\/b>\n\nYou\u2019ve heard that hoary old cliche \u2013 Parsis don\u2019t own cars, they pamper them. If I had a penny for the number of times I\u2019ve overheard someone address their automobile as \u201c<\/span>maari rani<\/span><\/a>\u201d (my queen) in Bharucha Baug… For a true-blue Parsi petrolhead, no amount of scrutiny or meticulous precision tampering is enough. On many-a-boozy night at the Baug with Neville and his colony buds, I\u2019ve been privy to car-maintenance hacks like, \u201cValet ne kyaare pann gaadhi nai aapvani. Hu to baju ma besavi ne pote park kari lau garage ma.\u201d (I never let a valet drive my car, instead I ask him to sit in the passenger seat while he guides me to the parking spot.) There are also countless pearls of wisdom when it comes to cleaning. Like using toothbrushes to clean the wheels and avoiding detergents on the interior since some may have chemicals that corrode the surface. But perhaps the most intriguing of this lot was a grown man with a school-going daughter who broke down during one of our drinking sessions. As the group consoled him, Freddy tearfully revealed how much he misses his prized Yezdi that he\u2019d sold earlier that year. \u201cMaari dikri jevi hathi,\u201d (she was like a daughter to me). \u00a0<\/span>\n\n

Many years from now, Sharmin and Keki\u2019s scandalous love story will be narrated to their kids by the colony\u2019s senior citizens over Raspberry Soda.<\/blockquote>\n\nLibidinous lobsters<\/b>\n\nReaffirming another old cliche of Parsi couples that stay together for decades on end, are Sharmin and Keki. These two, much like any other pre-teen Parsi couple, began their fledgling romance by taking long walks at the Shopper\u2019s Stop opposite their complex. They\u2019d begun <\/span>sneaking around<\/span><\/a> each other\u2019s houses before they\u2019d even learnt to cover their textbooks. They are, as Phoebe\u2019s famous theory from <\/span>F.R.I.E.N.D.S.<\/span><\/i> goes, each others lobsters: destined to mate for life. Many years from now, Sharmin and Keki\u2019s <\/span>scandalous love story<\/span><\/a> will be narrated to their kids by the colony\u2019s senior citizens over Raspberry Soda. <\/span>\n\nBlack Dog brigade<\/b>\n\nSitting around the baug\u2019s benches, enjoying quarters of rum and whisky by sunset, they\u2019ll jovially stop any young chap willing to come join them. By the time the poor sod realises that the invitation was merely a ruse to get him to spill some <\/span>salacious details about his sex life<\/span><\/a>, it\u2019s too late. They will also incessantly bicker about how present-day wicket-keeper\/batsmen like Gilchrist and Dhoni couldn\u2019t hold a candle to the <\/span>flamboyant Farokh Engineer<\/span><\/a> whom they swore they had drinks with at the Parsi Cricket Club that one time. And how Rusi Surti could give even Imran Khan and Kapil Dev a run for their money as the greatest all-rounder of all time. If you find yourself in their company, it\u2019s best to politely nod, finish your drink and walk away with a smile.<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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