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hile her father was making time in his schedule to insult \u201cred <\/span>Indians<\/span><\/a>\u201d, Ivanka Trump was busy cracking a deal with a different kind of Indian. Weedward and Bongstein, the world\u2019s finest journalists, were standing outside a bangle shop in Hyderabad where the National Advisor to the US President was attempting to <\/span>solicit cheap labour<\/span><\/a> for her upcoming multi-million dollar business venture. It\u2019s called \u00a0\u201cDaddy Tissues\u201d and the plan, she told us candidly, is to sell tissue paper to people with low self-esteem at exorbitant rates. Clearly the apple, in this case, doesn\u2019t fall far from the tree.<\/span>\n\nAt some point during her conversation, in which she pronounced the word \u201cchoodi\u201d in an unfortunate way up to three times, she was distracted by a local woman buying groceries. \u201cYou there. Let me empower you,\u201d she told the woman, creepily. \u201cI am a great entrepreneur.\u201d Amazed by this interest shown by a person with white skin, the woman nodded her head frantically. Fake candids with the bangle-seller and other local Hyderabadi people were clicked in an attempt to convince the world that America\u2019s First Daughter is just like anyone else, before the crew moved to the Falaknuma Palace for the big dinner with Prime Minister Modi.<\/span>\n\nThe Falaknuma Palace had been decked up for the occasion and seemed whiter than a Trump rally. Apart from <\/span>beggars <\/span><\/a>and nuisance creators, even flies and mosquitoes had disappeared from the area. The God of Small Talk, Narendra Modi broke the ice with a <\/span>F.R.I.E.N.D.S<\/span><\/a>. reference this time around as he greeted Ivanka with, \u201cHey, how you doin\u2019?\u201d Ivanka had clearly done her homework and fired back with \u201cMaja ma!\u201d and both laughed giddily at having delivered their punchlines in terrible accents.<\/span>\n\n

The Prime Minister was spotted secretly hoping no one saw him commit the culinary crime of having veg biryani in Hyderabad<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\nHowever, the five-course meal that was served had more diversity than the Trumps are comfortable with. As Ivanka stuffed herself butter chicken and naan, the Prime Minister was spotted secretly hoping no one saw him commit the culinary crime of having veg biryani in Hyderabad. Jared was staring suspiciously at the jhoomar in the hall, trying to figure out how much it would cost if they got the Mexicans to make a similar one.<\/span>\n\nAt the end of it, Modi and Ivanka shook hands so that the press could click more pictures, which was followed by a moment of awkward social interaction on whether to go for a hug or not. The Prime Minister looked like he was trying to control his natural reflex for a moment, but then decided to just go for it. Ivanka seemed as uncomfortable as the time she had to defend her father\u2019s <\/span>locker-room talk<\/span><\/a> on the news. <\/span>\n\nOn our way out of the Falaknuma Palace, we asked our rickshaw-wallah his opinion on Ivanka Trump, to which he replied, \u201cI hope she comes every day, at least the streets will be clean.\u201d<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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