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fter Kochi, Mumbai, and Pune, it is now Patna’s turn to face the wrath of this year’s monsoon. The death toll for the past few days of downpour has crossed 100, and it’s not even the first life-threatening rainfall we’ve had this year. According to an article
published in The Times of India, 138 people died in Maharashtra because of rain-related incidents in the past few months. Across the country, people drowned in waterlogged areas, buildings and walls collapsed on unsuspecting victims, while municipal bodies and state governments declared multiple public holidays as a means to tackle the situation. I guess this is how they saw it: Public: Why aren’t you doing your job? Municipal Body: Why you so jealous buddy? Here, you also take holiday. If the same 138 people had lost their lives in a terror attack, things would have played out very differently perhaps. There would have been candlelight vigils for the deceased, marches and protests on the streets, 24/7 news coverage, and dozens of celebrities and influencers condemning the act. Compare that to the ongoing conversations around monsoon-related deaths this year. Well, that conversation has drowned. It was the last casualty of this season.The death toll for the past few days of downpour in Patna has crossed 100, and it’s not even the first life-threatening rainfall we’ve had this year. Santosh Kumar / Hindustan Times / Getty Images
In today’s Terrorist Activity Forecast, heavy explosions are expected in parts of Chembur along with a drizzle of gunfire in Andheri. Please carry your kevlar umbrellas to avoid shrapnel. Obviously, those with unavoidable reasons will have to step out, but you and I can totally make a meme out of this and work from home. It’s the same when it comes to road and fire safety. Hundreds die every year because of faulty traffic signals, massive potholes, and general non-enforcement of rules and regulations. You don’t even need to know how to drive to get a licence. But all that doesn’t offend you as much as a gun-wielding fanatic who’s responsible for remarkably fewer deaths in your city. Because you’re literally behind the wheel here. You’re convinced you’re in control. Maybe the authorities will start holding themselves more accountable if we start reporting the cause of monsoon-related deaths more accurately. Instead of having headlines like “Monsoon Strikes Again. Mumbai Sinks”, we should have ones like “Incompetence Strikes Again. Mumbai Sinks.” Instead of saying “32 Die As Wall Collapses Due To Incessant Rains,” we should report “32 Die As Wall Collapses Due To Incessant Negligence.” Maybe we should start reporting the depth of waterlogged areas by using a unit that is reflective of the inaction responsible for it. I propose a new unit called Government Apathy Unit (GAU). 1 GAU = 1 inch of rainwater. Or maybe we need to invite Greta Thunberg to question our authorities and ask them, “How dare you?” Although Greta would be surprised to find out that water levels can rise in our cities even without climate change. Whatever the solution is I hope we find it soon. After all, there’s no surefire way of knowing when and where will be the next terror attack. But guess what comes every year without fail. A heavy downpour of institutional failure.Or maybe we need to invite Greta Thunberg to question our authorities and ask them, “How dare you?”

